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[Joe Doupnik]

     A short levity break in this thread as all of us could use a little 
relief just about now. This is partly for Richard Brown & Co.

     Mission to Mars. We are on the launch pad, in the capsule at the 
top, one hour before launch and things are looking good. Auto Update of 
systems software is engaged (MicroSoft does it, what could possibly go 
wrong). An amber caution light comes on the panel saying an update is in 
progress. It finishes soon enough to not cause a hold and the light goes 
off. The count down continues. "6 5 4 3 ignition, and liftoff!" Mission 
control broadcasts "Mission STM01 is on its way to Mars at 2358 on 31 
Dec 1999."
     Two minutes later the vehicle turns over and dives for the earth. 
Oh dear, must be another Y2K problem.

     Least some think this is pure fantasy, see the film Gravity about 
unexpected consequences.
     Joe D. (ex-NASA)